jake

a little shit that is horny all the time. he eat sleeps and breaths horny emotions. usually jakes are found jerking off to whale noises or found having deep conversations with sexy mother fuckers (me).

"Last night Jake tried to stick it in my mouth but i just bit the tip off" -Teanna

"I knew he was a horndog he lives on horning road for crying out loud" -Billy
"I should have know better" -Teanna
"He is a cutie tho ===3" -Billy

by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016

Jake

A dumbass show off if is gay but often has the sauce u can give him that. He takes penis pills because his penis is so small. He watches gay porn poems and can’t beat his dick because his penis is so small

There’s Jake with a small penis

by We eat bitter booty June 23, 2018

Jake

A huge douche bag who has an even bigger ego.... The worst boyfriend a girl could ever ask for hands down, never associate with a Jake

Man fuck Jake he's the most stuck up person ever

by DaquanTheGreat August 24, 2014

Jake

one of the most common guys names ever and a very xonnon dog name it has nothing special about it and will never stand out in a crowd

Friday night(girl): So whats your name?
Friday night (guy): Jake
Saturday morning (girl):what was the guys name last night??

by coolashell April 30, 2008

jake

Jake is hot

Dude, look at that hot drummer,
that's a jake.

by jessietaylor January 11, 2015

Jaked

1) Alternative for Owned
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage

1) That kid on that bike just got jaked.
2) My internet connection was jaked last night.

by Jakage February 25, 2005

jake

the rawest nigga god ever made

that guy is such a jake

by swagjake April 17, 2015