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Traffic

Hey wyd ? Shit I’m in traffic right now wyd
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat
“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone
by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024
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Thailand Traffic Jam

When you’re running a train on your favorite lady boy in Thailand. The man in the action realizes mid stroke that she’s a lady boy, so he cannot get to climax. Therefore the rest of the guys are waiting in limbo.
“I was next in line at a train running. And the man in the action caused a Thailand Traffic Jam, he didn’t realize Pong was a lady boy.”
by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025
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My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse
Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic
by ascendedbread May 5, 2023
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traffic hot

When a girl is only hot from the cleavage line up.
"Damn, trish is traffic hot!"
"What do you mean Ryan"
"Well chuck she looks hot from the tips of her tits up. The rest of her body is a mystery. But she's traffic hot."
by CraftyPrattle December 10, 2013
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