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Prehistoric Homosexual

The perfect word to describe the most perfect gay man.

David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.

‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.
You’re such a prehistoric homosexual, David Walker. I’m loving those shoes you crafted from the bones of a stegosaurs and the bra you made from leaves.
by DDR HOE March 19, 2022
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Homosexual

A person who would rather be rode by a dick than to ride a hot Latina chick. Also going to pride parades that just leave a mess. Don’t be a homo.
Person 1: Dad, I think I am a homosexual.

Person 1’s Dad: We are out of milk *walks out of the door*.
by YourMomAMilf March 18, 2023
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your family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst comeback that hits everything from "ur mom gay" to "your family tree LGBT"
Example:
Al:Fuck you Matt!

Matt:Ur mom gay!
Al:Ur granny tranny
Matt:ur family tree LGBT!
Al:(heavy breathing) your family reunion a homosexual communion
(Matt gets butthurt and flies away from his own farts)

Sam:Haha Bill! Wanna know how I roasted Hugh?
Bill: hahaha yes! How it was?
Sam:Well he started with typical phrase like ur mom gay and so on and I finished him with my ultimate new rekt phrase
Bill:What did you say?
Sam: I said your family reunion a homosexual communion!!!
Bill:Whahshwhshdifpsldkdjhshah lmao
Sam:Yeah I know, He was so rekted that flew away from his own fart!
Bill: Aaaa that's what happened last Friday? I thought it was an earthquake or something
Sam: Yeah he bombing harder than Afgahnistan!
by Adolf Hidler March 27, 2018
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Homosexual

It's when a guy's attracted to other guy
(Note: NOT all gays have to identify as male, some can identify with not-so male pronouns)
Edd: "I'm in love with Jayden!"

Douchy Daisy: "I can fix that and make you straight~"

Edd: "I doubt having sex with a girl will make me straight"

Jayden: "Edd and I are proud homosexual men!"
by European_Shockshell >~< November 24, 2023
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Homosexual

Are you friends with mathew?”
“no hes a homosexual”
by Matthew is imbred July 16, 2020
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Homosexual

Any student who attends the Saint Marks School of Texas
Hockaday Student 1: Hey, have you seen the guys at saint marks?

Hockaday Student 2: Yeah, they are pretty homosexual.
by xxsigmaxx February 5, 2025
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SICK BOY = SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL

It is a song that was a minor hit by The CHAINSMOKERS but not heavily noticed but now it has a signature sign.
Here is a sign for your vehicle you can proudly display.

SICK BOY = SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL...NO QUESYIONS ABOUT IT.

It is the beginning of stopping context complications In ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021
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