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Heather

Damn, that’s a Heather right there if I ever saw one!
by Danielwedding November 23, 2021
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Heather M

The hottest women on planet earth. Home of the finest milkers on the planet
Lol Heather M's boyfriend, brad just lost to BBC tyrone
TTC: Oh a new egirl just hoined hopefully shes the new heather
by Chaos Films February 25, 2021
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Heather

Formal noun;

The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.

No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.

Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a

Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
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Heather

person 1: omg look at that cracker

person 2: yeah that's Heather
by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022
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Heather

Ady is the definition of a heather she is beautiful and amazing and funny and loyal and anyone would be lucky to have an Ady in their life
Wow do you see that girl Ady she is the definition of a heather
by Imabigkidnow69 December 8, 2020
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hEaThEr

Everyone wants to be her for example

∞TikTok∞
As i watch her eyes as she walks by
She such an heather
I really want to be like that heather!
by AshnikkoII November 3, 2020
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Heather

Your crush's crush
Boy: I like Amanda, but she likes Jenny.
Boy: My crush likes Jenny too! She's such a Heather.
by Lil Bunny Bubbles September 9, 2020
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