Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

Graham cracker

A racial slur used towards a Hispanic/Latino person.

Look at all of those Graham crackers crossing the border!

by WildBAYLORappeared! March 29, 2022

Graham

deaf, lol

"Hey Graham!"
"What?"

by Not Graham's Roommate May 5, 2022

graham

a dick who tries to sexually touch you every day and who has ad-hd with anger issues

graham dont touch me there

by jsdfjskdjsdfmsdf May 16, 2022

graham green

graham green is a furry

"bark bark bark!"

"is that graham green?"

by smartnoodle May 29, 2022

Graham

One of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. Super hot with dark brown eyes and is typically a little flirty. He's super easy to talk to and is someone you can go to about anything...literally anything. He's very outgoing and knows how to make everyone laugh. He doesn't have too many flaws and cares a lot about the people close to him. He's typically into sunning blondes with a really good personality so make sure you check the boxes before making your move.

Girl 1: Ya this cute guy in my Spanish class keeps hmu

Girl 2: Damnn whats his name

Girl 1: Graham

by Darciedeviquic34 June 1, 2022

Graham

A Graham, a kill the mood at any party Pokémon. This Pokémon is bold virgin who’s social awkwardness gives of ted buddy vibes.

Legend states a Graham could kill any mood at any gathering. You can always tell a Graham as it only ever drinks disaronno as it tastes like Dr Pepper and always leaves the party early.

The Graham Pokémon

by Gary the Pokémon slayer July 9, 2022