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Where There's a Hole Play Golf

It means to have sex with anything. it does not matter any hole is a hole in one. There's no limit.
Hey Alex would you fuck a Robot
Alex: Where there's a hole play golf
by AlexthesmallGolfman March 10, 2025
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Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023
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Golf

A competition of who can yell "F**K" the loudest.
"Who won the Golf game?"
"Well, John had the lower score, but I yelled F**K louder so really it was a wash"
by wr36 November 27, 2023
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Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field
I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart
by Bay Mac November 6, 2020
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mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
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flying golf cart

friend: “hey wanna jump on the flying golf cart game”
me: “yeah obviously
by ____xxxxsarah____ August 9, 2021
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Golf

The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.
Golf is wasteful shit....
by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021
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