Fred

Generally hated by every Living and non living thing in 1googol miles radius.

You’re such a Fred

by Dustyboi#1 September 5, 2019

Fred

That typical pest of a pet, gets on your absolute nerves but all is forgiven when they come cuddle up next to you. They are so intelligent yet so dopey.

Why’s there feathers everywhere? … Fucking Fred

Stop pissing me off Fred!

The fly’s on the other side of the window.. for fuck sake Fred!

by Flyingsquirrel123 July 18, 2023

fred..weasleyswifeig

fred..weasleyswifeig is an old shifttok creator who stopped posting and deleted all their fricking content. i’m pissed about it jay. give us some content ok?

Me: fred..weasleyswifeig should post
Jay: no
me: *cry*

by deadrics..wifeylolzies July 18, 2021

Fred

Something george (weasley) doesn't have

Ready Fred? Ready George.

by Miyamoto_Nezumi December 30, 2020

Fuck Fred

A phrase originating from graffiti in the bathrooms of a bar owned by a notoriously nitpicky and narcissistic proprietor named Fred. Known for his deceitful behavior and irritating attention to trivial details, Fred's reputation led to the widespread use of this phrase as an expression of disdain. It has since spread to other bars and restaurants throughout the city, becoming a local symbol of frustration and rebellion against overbearing and dishonest authority figures.

Example:
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."

by Duck Fred June 3, 2024

frosty fred

Like a root beer float, but with hot chocolate instead of root beer.

Shall I add some ice cream to your hot chocolate and make it a frosty fred?

by DustySandal July 14, 2010

Fred

Sexyfaceee

Heyy there’s fred(sexy face)

by Thabaddie January 17, 2021