When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
by BRMedia July 25, 2024
Get the San Francisco telescopemug. Francisco is a very stupid, worthless and dum kid . He has no friends except a very loyal one named Joselin . She is the best thing that’s ever happened to Francisco. Francisco is a kid gets bullied a lot for his weight but his friend Joselin is always there for him he is a Linley selfless little boy.
Francisco is fat and ugly
by Hxppy_lif3 April 15, 2019
Get the Franciscomug. A large grin similar to the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland, that a person gives to another person when they are attracted to them, with hopes of a return smile to signify sexual attraction.
Scott: Hey did that dude just give me a San Francisco smile? Jon: Dude, you are wearing skinny jeans, and listening to Coldplay out loud. What do you expect?
by Jb79 January 11, 2016
Get the San Francisco Smilemug. a newspaper serving primarily the San Francisco Bay Area of Northern California. It was founded in 1865 as The Daily Dramatic Chronicle by teenage brothers Charles de Young and Michael H. de Young
n 1924, the San Francisco Chronicle commissioned a new headquarters at 901 Mission Street on the corner of 5th Street in what is now the South of Market (SoMa) neighborhood of San Francisco
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
Get the San Francisco Chroniclemug. When a man holds his legs in the air to expose his quivering rabbit nostril, and spits on it as lube
Devon - Hey richard do you want a san Francisco rodeo spit shine?
Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho
Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho
by Chkeni February 4, 2025
Get the San Francisco rodeo spit shinemug. The most handsome guy in his school. He is probably with is girlfriend or with his friends who are probably celebrity.
His an op strong man sexy and very muscled.
His an op strong man sexy and very muscled.
by O rei do mundo e arredores November 22, 2021
Get the Francisco velezmug. When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
Get the San Francisco wet wipemug.