Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

Tacobell Sunday Sale

The act of the taco-selling company, Tacobell, giving sales on their products on Sundays, most commonly throughout the 1850's

I am sad they removed the Tacobell Sunday Sale in 1852.

by Candice Baker August 14, 2023

robbery sale

A sale at a store or market stand where all inventory is discounted to free.

"We're having a robbery sale! Everything is free!"

by daddyjenkins May 21, 2024

sale paralysis

The act of becoming incapable to make a decision or act upon sales due to feeling overwhelmed

I got so many promotional emails on Black Friday and had sale paralysis so I bought nothing.

by Smohr7 November 28, 2021

DRO2 tree sales

A really good business based out of Michigan, northern Indiana and Ohio. They sell all kinds of trees and plants! Give em' a shout

Person 1: "DRO2 tree sales planted my trees! The neighborhood loves them!"
Person 2 "OK, I want some let me talk to the wife, and or if I get that house."

*we will never hear from Person 2 again*

by Gettinlaid69420 June 30, 2022