Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 28, 2011

chef's fist

When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.

I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!

by fat_terry June 21, 2020

Turkey Fisting

Fisting someone with your thumb up.

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo

by Sidnelobster August 08, 2014

fist grin

When you punch someone and their teeth get stuck in your fist.

"Sam hit that dude so hard he had a fist grin."

by knowsstuffdude March 25, 2017

Hickory Fist

The act of throwing a wooden at another person

"He was screwing my dog, so I gave him a good ol hickory fist"

by Falooski June 06, 2021

Quantum Fisting

Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.

Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.

by Quantosexual December 08, 2018

Inferno Fist

Saturating your fist in sriracha sauce, then fisting someones rectum.

Sarah, could I inferno fist you later? It would really turn me on.

Dude! I Totally inferno fisted that girl last night, she's still screaming about the burn.

by Penile Queefer February 01, 2015