A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.
John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
by No Derps March 8, 2015
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