existoff

the to exist the longest. It's a fight against you, me and whoever wants to

Piss off? I'll existoff you, cuntface

by Elia! January 4, 2008

existentially beautiful

So beautiful that you doubt your own existence.

Person : Wow, she is existentially beautiful. Am I in heaven?

by michaela? May 14, 2016

Existence

Pain

Existence is pain for a Meeseeks, Jerry!

by Pickle Rick 2.0 October 16, 2017

existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity

Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.

by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 8, 2018

existenties

When someone is having an existential crisis but it does not merit the full capacity of an existential crisis; or, your existential crisis is something that could easily be solved by reading elementary material. -(i.e. question 1 of the Baltimore Catechism)

Ryan was questioning the meaning of his existence when he realized he had come down with a case of the ‘existenties’.

by Existance October 16, 2018

existencity

Someone or something’s existence as a whole

Henry Clay pretty much opposed, to the fullest extent, Andrew Jackson and his existencity.

by MistyRious October 8, 2019

Existence of Wyoming

“Wyoming” is supposedly the 44th state of the US. With an alleged 2008 population of just over 500,000 people, it is seen as a quiet and relatively peaceful country-esque vibe. However, do not be fooled but the textbooks, Wyoming does not exist. There is a temporal oddity under active investigation by “ Der Dummkopf” agents as once state lines have been crossed, agents are sent to seemingly the early 1800s Montana. Taking a look at surveys of over 20,000 people per every major city in the US, subjects have reported that about 0.02% of the population knows anyone from “Wyoming” or has “family” that lives there. Those that say they are from there have been investigated and found to be intimately connected with the NSA’s propaganda department. Furthermore, bank records trails suggest a cover-up op to deter investigators of the conspiracy from seeing direct payments for these services, often disguised as simple jobs under private and public companies’ names. Geological experiments conducted by the agency have so far been impossible as once proper precaution is taken to bypass the temporal ring formed at the state lines, it has been discovered that an empty black void is all that exists beyond. To date, 17 researchers have fallen into the void, unable to be retrieved and presumed dead.

Log Entry #107 Excerpt by Dr. Arschkrieker:
“It is impossible to determine the nature of the void that citizens consider ‘Wyoming’ due to inability to traverse it while also bypassing the temporal ring... attempts to pass drones or F-seed personnel connected to Ariadne’s thread is met with temporal traversal and irreversible assimilation into the void, respectively... When my assistant peered in without fully going in, she could not feel anything, so the anomalous void has physical effects, yet no physical form... Suggestions of dark matter have been made, but current understanding believes it cannot react with regular matter in a fashion like the assimilation we observe... truly the existence of Wyoming is false... but whatever lies in that space instead... is uncertain.”
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by PP long boy June 2, 2020