Drum

verb - to drum someone, is to jerk them off and smack their ass repeatedly an simultaneously with vicious intent.
noun - a percussion instrument

I drummed my homie last night, he creamed instantly.
I played the drum yesterday.
I drummed my best man at the wedding today, he said thank you.

by TheTwoHandedDrummer November 01, 2023

Carpet Drums

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.

Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.

by tropicaligloo August 24, 2008

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Drums Elementary Middle School

Fuck this school

Person 1: how do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it

by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022

Udu drumming

The act of making a rhythm on a woman's ass

I was udu drumming that bitch last night

by Jeaffe January 29, 2020

Pocket drums

The rote act of briefly patting one's pockets when exiting public transport to make sure a phone/wallet/key is not left behind.

Just before Will stepped off the Tube he played pocket drums and, safe in the knowledge he hadn't left anything in his seat, he exited the train.

by SatMisc November 15, 2013

love drumming

to post repeatedly on social media about your significant other. Even though it makes you look stupid if your relationship fails.

the person posts because they love them now.

I was love drumming today on IG.

Decided to bang on love drum on IG.

by honeybrown October 05, 2021