sea-dingle

A sex act involving two people in which salmon roe is used as lubrication facilitating anal penetration by a penis.

Yeah, I was out camping with my wife. I got lucky when we went fishing and then again when we went back to the tent. She was totally down for a sea-dingle.

by johnnyfive December 10, 2008

dingleberry

a small piece of doodoo that hangs on an ass hair

I was doing 69 with my girl when she told me a dingleberry fell into her nostril

by slicksal July 9, 2007

dingleberries

A dingleberry is a peice of shit that doesn't know how to swim so she hangs onto your anal hairs for her life while you are pushing Mr. Brown. Dingleberries plural for dingleberry.

I was wiping my ass the other day, and OUCH!! i just ripped off my favorite dingleberry!

by Ceyhan August 27, 2004

Dingleberry Bob

1-noun. A competition in which contestants bob for dingleberries (similar to bobbing for apples). This involves multiple men/women licking one man/womans asshole in hopes of coming out with the most dingleberries.

2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.

1- "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our 58th annual Dingleberry Bob! Competitors, please approach your assigned asshole."

2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."

by underwatrdrummr September 1, 2011

dingleberries

A stinky nugget of dried shit that gets glued to your butthole pubes

Mrs. Manson has a lot of dingleberries

by Cuntwaffle October 28, 2009

Dingle Dangle

Type of blowjob. When a person puts a flaccid penis into their mouth allowing it to grow inside, working into a normal blowjob. A lot of fun.

Last night, when the zoo was closing I gave my boyfriend a dingle dangle!

by Dickie- Doo December 24, 2010

dingle nuts

Though seeming to be a milder version of its epithet cousin numb nuts, DINGLE NUTS is actually a perversely subtle conflation of dingleberry with numb nuts, which connotes tiny, hardened balls of feces, toilet paper, and lint hanging from the ends of scrotum hairs.

Pretty nasty, eh?

Hey! Watch what you're doin'! <under breath> Dingle nuts...

by JC_SaltLaker January 14, 2005