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Deucestraction

The sound you make when you or someone you know is dropping a deuce and you want to cover any disturbing sounds that may escape them.
“Todd gave me a great deucestraction by humming ‘Sweet Caroline’ in the bathroom just now
by Raminos March 8, 2020
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Party Deuce

When somebody takes a dump at a party
I hope that guy didn't just party deuce!

or

Who just dropped the party deuce?!
by kittyisgood November 19, 2009
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Doo Deuces

Saying bye bye to the turd you just dropped in the hot steamy toilet.
I dropped a sweet fudge dragon in my toilet, so I snapped a pic of it and threw my index and middle finger up, then said "Doo Deuces!"
by LafayetteYette October 21, 2010
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Egyptian deuce

When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc
Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce
by Icouldntthinkofaname123 July 19, 2012
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shalom deuce

"peace out"

A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.
by Just Reuben September 4, 2013
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I.Deuce. Badge

Most workplaces require employees to wear an ID badge with their name and picture on it. Many times these badges are clipped to one's waistband or pocket. When visiting a rest room stall and lowering one's pants, the ID badge can hang below the stall divider, where the next person can see it; thereby informing that person precisely which of their coworkers is dropping a deuce next to them. I.Deuce. badges really up the awkward factor in a rest room setting, especially when the badgeholder is a high-up executive, or worse, a flatulent overeater.
Was just taking a dump on the third floor and saw Fat Al's I.Deuce. badge in the stall next to me. I cut my visit short and ran out of there before the fireworks started.
by HArse February 23, 2014
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low deuce

Low Duece- when you and a friend are hitting a girl from both sides, and your scrotums bang together, making the situation awkward for everyone.
"Dude, that was awesome, but that low deuce almost ruined the whole thing."
by Cockjuggler 32 June 27, 2016
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