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Crime

An act created by false leaders who lack the ability to know self worth without having groups of people to consider beneath their level of desired achievement.
If it wasnt for all this crime all blacks and Latinos would be lawyers living in Beverly Hills.

The crime rate is down I guess I'll be kissing another obama's ass...

How did Cortez become a senator? I thought all Hispanic had crimes, who dropped the ball Billy?
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
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criming

sucking a big hairy juicy nob
millers: anyone else f***ing criming tonight?
johno: me!
millers: lol
by craigthelegend May 16, 2022
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No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
mugGet the No Body, No Crimemug.

Crime against mycology

Any atrocious act that may significantly harm the field of mycology on the short-term or long-term in any act, setting, platform, or medium (e.g., popular media, social platforms, online forums, websites, research papers, identification efforts, foraging, or amateur/hobbyist endeavours). Crimes Against Mycology are particularly prevalent in, but are by no means exclusive to, amateur mycology communities.

Examples are as follows:

1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.

2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").

3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.

4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.

5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"

6. Pale Satanmints.

7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.
"Counting the equally abused ganodermatoids, the Perenniporia s.l. clade now has forty-nine genera, when it could easily be treated as about seven. The authors don't even mention Ganoderma (s.l.) in this paper. They also neglect to mention three of the seventeen pre-named genera in this clade (Diacanthodes, Flammeopellis, and Megasporia)."
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"
by Crinoid March 31, 2023
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crime factory

(n.) A black woman who has many babies, whom eventually grow up to become criminals.
She is such a crime factory, she fucks all day without birth control to have kids!
by Wong thing September 30, 2017
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Meme Crime

A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.
Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.
by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 3, 2017
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crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
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