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BTS'RM 'Butter' Credits

'BUTTER' Become the Biggest Hit song in BTS history. The leader/main rapper of the group (KIM NAMJOON aka. RM) participated in writing the song. He's the only member from the group that credited in both writing and composing.

His fans are so proud because of him, and looking forward for his 2nd appearance on Billboard hot 100 songwriters chart.
BTS'RM 'Butter' Credits is the best thing in the world.
by The Writer of RM May 21, 2021
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Credit Carder

Putting body wash in your hand and using your hand to clean the inside of your ass cheeks.
Not using a wash cloth or loofa to clean the inside of your ass cheeks like a fucking monster = Credit Carder
by Dectonic June 4, 2021
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Sperm Credit Union

A direct competitor to the for-profit Sperm Bank, the Sperm Credit Union is a co-operative sperm banking venture owned collectively by depositors, who are known as members. Through careful management and economy, it can pay a little more or charge a little less as it had no outside stockholders seeking profit at members' expense.

The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.

The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
I was initially sceptical when that trollop Beth tried to seduce me into becoming a member. What, pray tell, is a Sperm Credit Union? This sounded like something out of the idealistic free-love Summer of '69 where the Sexual Revolution, fuelled by the Pill and not yet castrated by full-scale STD panic, led to massive orgies of excess where everyone belongs to everyone else. And these Annual General Meetings? They sounded like something out of a porn flick, Bukkake Gangbang part 666.

Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
by bitchuck September 3, 2024
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Credit and blame

Are not the same. See, it rhymes. Rhyming means that I'm a genius.
Hym "I do good work and I'm powerless in this situation. Credit and blame. I take full credit and accept no blame for how this is going. This has always always been the case. I said as much earlier. You are just making shit up arbitrarily."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2024
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Partial credit

You can call it whatever you want do long as it's commensurate with my contributions.
Hym "I'm fully aware that there are parts I didn't do. As long as partial credit means MY contributions I do not care."
by Hym Iam November 29, 2024
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Credit Confidence™

Credit Confidence™ is a bold, intentional, and informed approach to learning, managing, and leveraging credit. It empowers individuals to use credit not just to borrow, but to build wealth, secure opportunities, and create generational advantage through strategic financial behavior and mindset.

Background: Credit confidence is a series of Books (3) written by Jamera Napier & Artimio Blackburn Sr for the sole purpose of changing the narrative on the way credit is leveraged. Credit literacy is not taught to 99% of the population before the age of 18. We want to change the narrative and the numbers. Our teachings, learned and applied, will increase wealth in families for generations. JamArt (Jamera R. Napier & Artimio Blackburn Sr.)
Credit Confidence™ will unlock not just credit access, but credit authority—positioning you to walk into any financial room with your head high, your terms clear, and your future leveraged for legacy.
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Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
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