Catching the apple in mid-air

Saving yourself or something from the downfall
through an act of sheer awesomeness.
Derived from Newton's legendary apple that fell on his head

She thought he was an idiot, but he was catching the apple in mid-air by revealing that he could cough out little balls of fur

by stupidos June 12, 2011

Craughing

cry-laughing - It's just that, you laugh so hard that you cry, which then makes everyone else craugh their faces off.

Everyone was craughing when they saw the bird hit the window and slide down to its death.

by mrmerrick December 14, 2016

Wall Crashing

Sending a Facebook friend request to someone you don't know, with no note or other explanation of why you are friending them. Variation: Wall Crasher, one who wall crashes.

I got three new Facebook invitations today, but two of them are wall crashing jerks.

by Mr. Dicon June 21, 2011

catching

if a guy is receiving fellatio from a lady friend, he is catching

Hey, you know brian and michelle are together, he told me he was catching

by gspizot February 20, 2003

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004

gate crashing

The act of taking someones anal virginity.

(Jon) - "Hey how was the date with Kate"
(Lewis) - "Oh its was great. We went to dinner and we were gate crashing by nine"

by TIOIOI July 5, 2008

Catching crabs

When someone is banging some dirty/slutty dude or chick.

Dude, I think Mike is catching crabs in the other room.

SMS: yo, stop ignoring me... what are you catching crabs right now????

Fuck it, I'm catching crabs tonight.

Cindy totally went catching crabs last night after she left the wedding.

by nicoleta paleta June 18, 2011