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Cornelis

Guy with average sized penis and lump ankles caused by huge balls
"you got huge ankles (balls)"
"i got the cornelis"
by mckpr April 20, 2010
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cordell

a total prick; jerk and anything else like that you can possibly think of!
Student: cordell is the perfect name for you!!
other student: why cuz i was being a prick?
Student: exactly!
by steno13 April 18, 2008
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cornelssen

Any cunny that passes out before anyone else at a party is drunk. Receives semen on his face before anyone goes to sleep. (See pansy ass fuck & suck).
My friend was drunk before we got to the party, what a cornelssen. Suck my dick
by Have you Eva Veen To HAVAII March 21, 2009
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cornelious rico's red eyed rascals

COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER

1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".
1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.
by The G0dfather November 6, 2007
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The Golden Corral

This is where you have five or more men doing a Mexican Hat Dance around a girl that has, in all likelihood, passed out. However, if she hasn't passed out, utilize her open oral cavity for this maneuver. The girl is, of course, naked. The five (or more) men will be peeing on said female, and simultaneously shooting piss in her eye on the Ole! of the Mexican Hat Dance song.
Remember that when the female is conscious, you must take turns on the Ole! You cannot pee in her eye simultaneously. While Performing, all men MUST wear sombreros and have grown out exceptionally greeezy facial hair. Also, this can only be performed in a Golden Corral eating establishment's bathroom.
"Why does Tits McGee over there smell like piss?"
"Oh, you didn't hear? She passed out at the Golden Corral restaurant with Brendon, Jake, Ryan, Sam, and Doug."
"Oh shit, she got the Golden Corral, didn't she?"
"You know it!"
by Baby Juggles October 16, 2006
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cornelled

to flick another mans dick and/or send a pic of your dick to another man
jack cornelled me the other day.
by noahman December 10, 2010
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Political Correctness

Distortion of the truth. Since so many people do not believe in the existence of truth, many fail to understand PC and become manipulated by activists who impose PC on others.
We can't say that a man and woman married to each other are husband and wife. We now have to call them "partners". This is Political Correctness.
by utacs September 8, 2013
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