colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards

Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

by Spurgeman November 25, 2016

coloradical

Similar to dope or sick. At a higher level of cool than stellar because no one cool uses that word.

Bro, that trick you pulled on that jump was coloradical!

by Pama4566 May 9, 2017

Colorado Ounce

A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.

"I just picked up a Colorado Ounce from San Luis, let's smoke!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"

by person on her bus May 30, 2017

colorado gear grinder

When the person driving a manual . Is *getting down on the passengers popsicle* while the passenger shifts gears an steers.

Officer 1: I don't think they where drunk officer 2. I think she was just giving a Colorado gear grinder.
Officer 2: They probably would of been better off drinking.

by Flowstrider April 20, 2018

colorado granola

Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.

Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.

by Colorado_Granola_420 April 20, 2018

colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.

Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.

by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017