Slang for pockmarked midget with a cellulite dimpled ass.
To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.
It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.
It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
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while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned
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"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"
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A rebuke for ill-considered or unsuccessful behavior; often, a parody of the phrase, "Bad dog! No biscuit!"
A website devoted to bad writing and its prevention:
"Bad fanfic! No biscuit!"
A math teacher to a class:
"No! No cancelling across a plus sign! Bad algebra! No biscuit!"
A blogger about his slow computer:
"Bad network! No biscuit!"
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"Bad network! No biscuit!"
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1. "All right people, let's cut this biscuit!"
2. A: "So you ready to hit the party? Jenna's going to be there, you know."
B: "Yeah, man, let's cut this biscuit."
2. A: "So you ready to hit the party? Jenna's going to be there, you know."
B: "Yeah, man, let's cut this biscuit."
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1. As the band began to play, Josh got up to dance because it was techno biscuits.
2. Regardless of how tired he was, Josh couldn't resist techno biscuits.
2. Regardless of how tired he was, Josh couldn't resist techno biscuits.
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2. Full on shitting oneself due to fear or shock
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1. Tyrek mamma say she tired of washing the skid biscuits out of his drawers.
2. When we was watching Chuckie the other night I got so skeered I made skid biscuits in my underwear.
2. When we was watching Chuckie the other night I got so skeered I made skid biscuits in my underwear.
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