Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"
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i’m not ready

yes were dating but i’m not ready to say that yet and i can’t wait to see you this month
yeah i like you ajané but i’m not ready
by yessirskiiiie December 09, 2020
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Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.
Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.
by realrealbananapeel November 04, 2023
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Ready Set Spaghetti

Popularized by our most favorite Mexican princess, Vanessa, it is another way to say “ready, set, go”
K: Okay, lemme know when you’re ready to start the movie.

V: Ready Set Spaghetti!
by Meatrevolutionary69 April 14, 2022
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Ready Rider

A guy (often times a dope boy) who sleeps with all his clothes on so that he is always ready to ride out.
Man C-Note does not look comfortable sleeping on that couch like that.

He’s a straight Ready Rider.
by WhiteMike1 June 20, 2018
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Southtown Ready

When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.
Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready
by PapiRyan July 11, 2021
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gas station ready

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!
by King Yamayama April 11, 2024
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