arse tache

Particularly hairy buttocks.

He has some serious arse tache!!!

by nomes353 June 4, 2009

Arse Ghost

A fart. (Usually a very unholy one.)

After a Big Mac, he exorcised an Arse Ghost.

by The Centaur September 1, 2010

Dry arse

Someone who gets offended at a joke for no reason

"Mate sahra is such a dry arse"
"I know all you did was call her a puff"

by Biggingie September 5, 2020

Arse Biscuit

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.

(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"

by Steve Bush March 16, 2004

Arse crack

The void between the two bottom cheeks.

'You could park a bike in her arse crack!'

by Peter Lawson February 1, 2009

dumb arse

1) A person who cannot answer anything in school

2) someone who is literally dumber than an arse

3) a type of donkey that is a slow learner

you failed ur test, your such a dumb arse
that boy's such a dumb arse
Thats not a smart arse thats a dumb arse

by Adchwa March 15, 2008

Arse Change

When you have copious amounts of loose change in your trouser pockets after being out drinking at pubs, clubs, etc.
Also, this is often a way of telling if someone has been out on the piss.

"Out at the weekend?"
"Aye, was pished. Should see the amount of f**king arse change i've got!!"

Or

Person1: "Out at the weekend?"
Person2: "Naaah, quiet one eh"
*Takes out copious amounts of change to pay for something*
Person1: "AWAY AND TALK PISH! Your pockets are hoachin' with arse change!"

by omandt April 23, 2011