Earpod Person

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020

Greeting Person

A person who is used to greet someone.

“I sent my friend a greeting person so they knew they were appreciated”

by winkwink87 March 7, 2022

dumb person

mei mei

look at that dumb person shes clearly a mei mei

by yankee69420 September 28, 2020

Personality Zoned

This is when a person of either gender rejects you because you have the same personality as them.

Personality zoned. Example;
"I'm sorry, but we could never be.
You have the exact same personality as me."

by .osqueaker December 5, 2021

grey person

someone you can always rely on to make you laugh and can make you feel better in any situation by just being there. you love being around them always

Makaela is my grey person

by Hahvsheuahs May 31, 2023

tuesday person

Derives from the well known cunt mnemonic, See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T).

'Tuesday Person' is an office-friendly way to refer to an individual generally agreed to be a bit of a cunt.

"What do you think of the new boss?"

"He's a bit of a Tuesday person"

by Overdose2000 May 27, 2017

Person 8

there's no person 8 in examples. Except this definition.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Where's Person 8?
Person 3: I don't know.
Person 4: The 8th is somewhere
Person 5: I don't know where is he.
Person 6: Where is he?
Person 1-5,7: I don't know.
Person 8: I'm right here.
Person 1-7: There he is.

by prb915FC January 12, 2021