Zoom

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.

"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*

by Stranger Words October 10, 2020

zoom

fast noise

*zoom*

by Meriam-Websterr November 2, 2020

Zoom Boom

Sex over video chat.

"Dude, my girl's out of town, but we're gonna zoom boom tonight..."

by Tiberius183 December 17, 2021

Zoom

A term used to describe the act of a cow passing gas (farting).

As the herd grazed peacefully, one cow let out a loud zoom, startling the others

by Joesamy8 February 5, 2025

Zoom Struck

The state of shock you get when you meet someone for the first time when only interacting with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're taller than I expected. I'm Zoom Struck

by Cyire September 20, 2022

Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

Zooming

The act of taking a really fast shit where the shit comes out quickly

“I’m zooming at your moms house my toilet was broken”

by Ravager666 November 24, 2023