Errol's Wife

My Sweet Jamaican Empress there isn't a day when Thee "I" don't miss & think about you♥️ Remember we did av nickname for each other, you was my EVEREADY & I was Waynie Wonder oh wha fun we use to av we were totally committed to each other mi wished you

did never left to come UK we would av a better life. We can't go back,but I do in my mind & mi know if anything was to appen I'd be wid you in a heartbeat don't ever forget say mi love you even more than before mi wish mi was kissing you now & mi know you were de one mi should av marry long ago & although mi don't know if you will see dis mi love you same in all you ways.I got your back you mean absolutely everything to mi all ways member dat ♥️

Errol's Wife
I give thanks & praises to the most high for giving me the privilege of knowing this beautiful woman I just hope the husband knows what him got...

by Janet21 March 27, 2023

Paul's Wife

Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.

Me: *screams* Paul's Wife
him: pulls out, "was I hitting that too hard?"

by hotdilflover February 14, 2023

Foster wife

A girlfriend that you spend time with but don’t have sex with.

Went to the beach with my foster wife and her kids on the weekend

by MrRm August 16, 2021

wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 5, 2022

Kangaroo Wife

The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group

This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"

I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo Wife

by Bill Billy Bob October 6, 2022

bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.

"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."

by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022

j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022