Turkey Wife

Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.

"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "

by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015

livingstones wife

The women that saves the sexy guy whos playing the bandit from fug ugly girl

livingstones wife

by brooksy2 July 12, 2009

Foster wife

A girlfriend that you spend time with but don’t have sex with.

Went to the beach with my foster wife and her kids on the weekend

by MrRm August 16, 2021

Step wife

Step wife: the second wife of my ex-husband. The step-mom to my kids.

I love my step wife. She is better than the ex-husband!

by HD HO June 26, 2019

wife a kill

Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.

"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"

by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020

siren wife

A married woman with natural orange hair, bright in the sunlight like a fire, that has sexual features that drive men to fantasize about her obsessively, constantly - almost at an unhealthy pace. Often has a very high sex drive and considered to be the most beautiful wife and woman in the world with the ability to age and look better.

Have you see the siren wife? I can't stop thinking of her, EVER! I have the large orgasms fantasizing about that redheaded woman...

by hotwifelover April 12, 2019

Bestie Wife

A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.

Jennifer is Tom's bestie wife, maybe someday he will upgrade her.

by ZeeRoja June 14, 2018