wandering vagina

1. The condition resulting from an untreated case of restless vagina syndrome. The vagina, at first restless, becomes so dissatisfied that it wanders in search of more amenable conditions.

2. A small town in Manitoba, Canada.

1. When her boyfriend didn't take it seriously, Jill's RVS developed into raging case of wandering vagina. Thankfully, her condition was easily treated by some deep dicking.

2. I entered Wandering Vagina in the middle of the afternoon on an August day; the heat was unbearable.

by Tukwi April 26, 2010

Fucking wanker

Pretty much the definition of evey boy named jake

“You fucking wanker”

by Us and the boys July 17, 2018

Wankered

Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.

"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"

by Linzi January 16, 2005

Wanger

A slow delivery in the game of cricket, first developed by the nomads and fine tuned by a yorkshire premier bowler.
Not to be confused with the reverse wanger, which is still being developed.

Fred was bowled a wanger by Matty. He wanged him good and proper.

by Wanger specialist August 6, 2009

pussy wanker

A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.

Dude, John is a pussy wanker.

by Allen March 8, 2004

YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

When someone(s) eat your Vanilla Wafers, and your reaction is....YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

Dad: WERE MY VANILLA WAFERS AT?!
Me: Uh....I ate them.....
Dad: YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS!!!1
(Roid Rage fit by dad)

by Tyler2010 March 12, 2008

wanker

The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker

by Bruno January 15, 2005