has a huge fucking cock and sticks it in all the thotties bumholes. He'll swing the other way if need be. Cannot stress how big his dick is. Like Huuuuge
by ill_al March 3, 2018
Get the heath toddmug. Do not touch this mother fuckers beard, flat top, or cooking knives or he will delete your face with his lit cigar.
by WarriorProphet June 4, 2020
Get the chef toddmug. A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.
Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's heightmug. Todd was not finished being made .
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman
Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.
Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .
Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman
Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.
Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .
Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.
by Luciferiq November 25, 2021
Get the Toddmug. Todd is a white guy name, that is fine for a last name but for a first name there is always a little something about him that you wonder. He could be good looking or just average, you may wonder if he's looking you up before and after you meet just a little too much. He may have nice eyes that are safe. He may be a comedian. He may be gender-fluid. He may be a stockbroker or teacher. He's usually not an athlete.
He may spike his hair with gel and probably will be a good listener. You should ask his middle name.
He may spike his hair with gel and probably will be a good listener. You should ask his middle name.
by I watch people souls November 23, 2021
Get the Toddmug. by Thefunniestguyforever November 23, 2021
Get the Toddmug. an awkward friend that is quiet most of the time, slightly overweight, also bi sexual most of the time
that Todd is so bisexual
by mike neily May 6, 2018
Get the toddmug.