"You're Screwed" Circle

The process of trying to find a job after college in your field. You can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.
- I can't seem to find a teaching job to use this education degree with
- Dude, you're stuck in a "you're screwed" circle.
by Spike L. November 20, 2008
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I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.
Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.
by aeer May 18, 2011
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screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)
The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.
by Fantail July 31, 2009
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Santa screwed me

A basic, blunt way to let your friends know you got nothing you wanted for Christmas.
"Have a good Christmas?"

"It was ok, but Santa screwed me."
by Cheesy and dangerous. December 30, 2014
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siberian cork screw

fucking a girl in the ass with your tounge while moving it in a circular motion.
My brother was recording a video about sex positions and busted out with the siberian cork screw
by doctronx boys February 16, 2009
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chopped and screwed

When a girl's legs are "chopped" by a guy, and he screws (has sex) with her
Man, I chopped and screwed that bitch this morning.
by H-nastyyyyy January 24, 2009
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Screw This Taco Stand

When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.
by paradmshft April 24, 2009
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