Hearkening to the old west days, a trail or route known to outlaws but not law enforcement. Two lane county roads that are not patrolled by state troopers or city police, and seldom patrolled by county law enforcement. Often dirt, gravel, or asphalt with no markings.
Voice of reason: "You reek of likker and can't walk, you shouldn't drive home."
Slurred response: "I'm not taking the interstate, I have an outlaw trail"
Slurred response: "I'm not taking the interstate, I have an outlaw trail"
by diluded000 September 23, 2009
Get the outlaw trailmug. by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 23, 2018
Get the tongue trailsmug. by Spazzzmonkey July 12, 2016
Get the Snail Trailmug. The line of hair that a man has that runs along his taint, from his balls to his butthole. This hair sometimes gets a little crap stuck on it, hence the name Crappy Trail
by Anthony21 May 22, 2015
Get the Crappy Trailmug. Cuts, scrapes, and scratches to the skin (particularly bleeders. Minor to serious) from rock, dirt, or vegetation while hiking, mountain biking, four wheeling, backpacking, approaching rock climbing walls, or other outdoor trail sports. Often from a crash or a fall, but can also be from pushing through thick vegetation or rocks on narrow trails. Implies an abusive relationship with the trail, but actually emphasizes the person's love and respect for the unbiased nature of the outdoors.
by Gnostic Hammer February 14, 2017
Get the trail lovemug. When a girl sits on a on top of a guy and rubs upwards leaving a Snail Trail on the guys stomach or male sexual organ
by Well educated male June 21, 2020
Get the Snail Trailmug. by DiarrheaDan August 23, 2019
Get the Snail Trailmug.