When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018
Get the Turtle Shellmug. When a Raven swoops in and grabs a turtle. Then the Raven takes the turtle back to it's nest and uses the turtle as a sex slave.
by GoldenGamer6 November 19, 2017
Get the flying shellmug. by RupThrilla October 20, 2021
Get the Poppin a shellmug. A day that consists of staying inside one room all day under your blankets without communicating with anyone.
by thatsweetthang May 30, 2016
Get the shelled daymug. The act of being manipulated into believing the lies of a badussy smelling, highway running, meth taking, little armed con man that shows text book characteristics of being a predator.
by Mike Nutsitch June 13, 2024
Get the Ernie Shelledmug. throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021
Get the blue shellmug. 