Sewage Pipe

MY uncle Sandy's slang for suicide.

No.. don't commit sewage pipe - your too god damn young

by Tonyknight May 9, 2005

Pipe down

Another way of saying "be quiet" or "shut up", except it is more firm and usually more effective.

Tina: Parker, PIPE DOWN! I am trying to do my homework!
Parker: No Tina, YOU pipe down! I am too busy being crazy and getting turnt!

by The_Tru_Baller January 17, 2016

Pump The Pipe

to masterbate. pumping the pipe originates from the ancient art of placing a hand over ones shaft and moving the hand in a linear motion making sure to pull back the foreskin exposing the urethra ready for ejaculating the semen.

A popular misconception of this phrase is doing the same hand motion whilst urinating to give the false impression of a constant stream of clear semen but infact its just piss.

"Dude this morning I missed breakfast and was starving in class so I had to run to the toilet and pump the pipe into my mouth"

by Munchkin Whore March 18, 2010

pipe it up

to make things more fun

i just pipe it up

by highfiveghost July 15, 2016

Pipe Sniper

Invented by a military man named Terry Miles in 2008. Used to describe a closet homo sexual. That likes to look at other peoples penis, from a distance in the locker room. As not to be caught in the act. Much like a Sniper does.

"I caught Joe looking at my junk out of the corner of my eye again. He's such a Pipe Sniper"

by SPC Miles February 5, 2010

Pipe Screen

A metal screen made of brass or steel that is placed towards the bottom of a tobacco pipe about 1/8 inch from the bottom. It is used to prevent Dottle from forming and being drawn into the stem filter or into the smokers mouth.

Dottle is truly disgusting and for pipe smokers that "Push" (push saliva down the stem into the bowl accidentally) dottle is unavoidable without using a screen.

John used to avoid smoking black cavendish because it's sweet flavor would cause him to push, and the resulting dottle would ruin his pipe forever. Now that John bought a pack of pipe screens he can finally smoke black cavendish without forming dottle!

by Tomboy554 June 30, 2009

take the pipe

Committing suicide, Irish-style.

Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.

by Lady Csyde July 13, 2004