Lego

This is an extremely small building block which is used in many ways Sexual actions

For example Mo, head of Dnt likes to put Lego up his ass and inside of his friend Hard Abz in late night intervention and Friday night bbqsMi gente

by Legoismyego December 11, 2019

Lego

Something (annoying) people should go step on

I hope you step on a lego

by idfrickincare February 24, 2021

Strip LEGO

The act of removing an article of clothing every time someone or you makes a mistake when building a Lego set.

Damn, I was ass naked building the UCS Millennium Falcon (Set 75192) before I finished the first instruction book. That was a nasty session of Strip LEGO which is available on OnlyFans.

by TheLoneShower96 February 18, 2025

Lego

Legos are basically blocks for building

I wanna build a lego city

by Bouiamaboi December 12, 2020

Lego

Lego - Toy meant for kids, in reality, adults play with it. Can be used as last chance weapon, if attack is a succes target is going to die in pain and pure agony

When I was deployed in Iraq, our Commander ordered us to drop Lego on a Village, all targets were eliminated instantly

by Boolder July 17, 2019

Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!

Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.

by Caleb26 January 21, 2018

Lego

Lego is the littlest of them all(Like a fucking anchor). He is kind and shy but he is Veslač after all. If u step in him u will regret.

Hey who is the kid over there.
Oh, that is not kid, that is Lego, and he is older than you

by Boujanče123 November 21, 2021