Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

by flunflinflas July 28, 2014

Door Butt

A door butt is a butt that people have when they have anal sex, because people go in and out of your butthole.

“you have a door butt” says john
“why? cause i’m flat?” says gary

“cause your gay and men go in and out of your butthole gary.” says john

by YourMomIsntAMilf October 1, 2021

door 3

This is the Price Is Right version of anal.

When presented with the choices, one being vaginal, two being oral...she chose door 3.

by thecommishz March 26, 2016

Door guy

The door guy is a yellow haired mammal with a philosophy on life that fits onto an arm tattoo. You will generally find one outside a bar, asking for your ID.

Ex: person 1: that's Tim *points*...the door guy. Person 2: *gasp*. It exists? I thought they were only in fairy tales. Person1: nah, they are as real as unicorns. And don't you forget it! *puts on sunglasses and walks off into sunset*

by Beep beep beep beeeeeeeep January 17, 2014

working the door

The act of stimulating the backdoor via short shallow thrusts.

He started by working the door before getting into the main act.

by Churroboy March 6, 2015

the door in the floor

The entrance to that crawl space where you stash your porn/drugs/guns. Usually a secret.

Phil: "Dude, my mom found the door in the floor yesterday..."
Mike: "What did she do with the stash?"
Phil: "She thought it was dad's, so she threw him out on his ass."

by The Godfather November 18, 2004

Saloon doors

Another word for vagina.

In reference to when a baby is born, the outer part of the vagina flaps in and out for about a second or two. This gives the appearance of saloon doors opening and closing like in old western movies when a cowboy walks into the place.

Did you see that that chick give birth?! That baby came flying out of those saloon doors.

by EZRJPOOWEE April 13, 2010