Qwonk Cookie

A cookie filled with large amounts of horse semen generally created in an ass bakery. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player). World of Warcraft, Runescape, and VRChat are now filled with people asking others if they want a Qwonk cookie!

Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

by Lipcose July 15, 2018

Dilf Cookie

Almond cookie from cookie run. I want to eat his almonds. Almond handcuffs 😩

You: Dilf cookie almond cookie
Me: Auh~

by bopolokoiojoho October 15, 2021

Hollyberry Cookie

Hollyberry Cookie is a Girlboss From the game "Cookie Run: Kingdom" who was Released on September, 2nd 2021. She is one of those ancient 5 heroes (or cookies lol) And she is the 2nd playable Ancient cookie, While the 1st ancient Released was Pure Vanilla Cookie. Her cookie decor is called "Hollyberry Pavilion" in the Category called "Hollyberry Garden Carnival".

Something canon about her lol: Hollyberry Cookie is the grandmother of Princess Cookie

by MakeaMoon February 17, 2022

cookie monster

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)

My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.

by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010

Cookie Crusher

Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.

Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!

by T Rod August 27, 2004

Cookie Trap

An enticing female perceived by older men to appear to be of age. However, she is merely a pre-adolescent who is essentially luring in pedophiles. The origin of this definition arises from the NBC show "To Catch a Predator" where Chris Hansen and his team identify potential predators and distract them with a last false sense of sweetness using freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

Jandro: Hey Saggy, how's tutoring going?
Saggy: Good, there's this one girl that's really cute.
Jandro: You better watch out, she might be a cookie trap. That's a least 15+ years son...

by Keswick Institute May 21, 2011

lung cookie

A semi hard saucer shaped gob of phlegm that one can project due to its mass.

I coughed up a lung cookie and shot it across the room.

by michoo and schmoo March 12, 2005