Brian Dai

A legendary God, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, the first and the last andour lord and savior 😵🙌🏼 Usually speaks with powerful phrases such as "ho dawg" and says "this is not even a joke right now, six mile run dawg." He believes that we are all braddahs and sistahs fr fr 🔥🤘🏽 God prays to Brian Dai, Onions cry when they see him and Brain Dai never went through puberty, puberty went through him.

In these depressing times, we need to pray to our lord and savior Brian Dai.

by Shrekislyfe May 17, 2017

Heather Day

Heather Day is celebrated on the 3rd of December.
On this day, depressed Conan Gray stans get out of their rooms for the first time in 2 years to kill their Heathers and get back the loves of their lives.

A: Hey, it's Heather day!
B: Hell yeah, let's go kill Heather!

by Nylan December 2, 2020

sheep day

A day in which u lack motivation and don't feel the urge to grind.
Going with the herd.
Like a sheep.

bro: eyoo brah u going to the library today?
brah: nahh im alright

bro: come on don't be a sheep man

brah: its a sheep day for me today

by ultrashe3p December 19, 2022

Family Day

A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

by wr36 February 16, 2009

Samia day

This is the day you celebrate your friend named Samia.

Friend; OMG, its Samia day
Samia; thats great, now worship me peasants

by SAMIA DAY December 2, 2020

Siblings day

Siblings day is made up just for banta were siblings come together

My siblings are coming for siblings day

by Siblings day April 11, 2017

Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”

The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021