Max

A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.

That fat nonce called max.

by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018

Max

Max is a name for someone who will most likely live in his moms basement while playing Minecraft and Fortnite all day and never get a girlfriend so prolly turn gay

Yooo don’t be a max no likes a max

by JiggyNiggy March 15, 2020

Maxed

The act of sharting and staining your underwear.

Kendra maxed her underwear at friendsgiving

by Avcoates10 November 24, 2016

max

goofiest man to exist, zero bitches. homosexual.

bitch 1: how many bitches you get?

max: *throws up 4s”

bitch 1: oh

by womenlips3000 October 9, 2022

Max

Max usual short for maxwell or Maximus he is usually really funny and fun to be around and is good and sport but he is very different he can be 2 people he don’t really do good in relationships like he will be loyal in like the 1 month and then he will turn on you and do stuff behind his girls back and cheat on her and usually for a younger girl he will admit he did wrong and try to come back to you but will do the exact the again so neve trust a max

Max: hey girl

Genna: hey

Max: wanna come over tn it’ll be fun

Genna: dont you when a girlfriend

Max: yeah but she don’t have to know

Genna : but she’s one of the prettiest girls in school and your coming to me why
Max: cause I know you’ll give me what I want

Genna:.......

by Amanda minder March 26, 2020

Max

A gay ass nibba who takes it in the ass with a dildo

Person: "damn that Max is a gay ass nibba"

by FeliciaDoesDick May 31, 2018

Max

Max is typically a big dickhead and when you meet him you like him for some reason he will allways make a bunch of fucking sex jokes he also has a small penis that you can mock him for they allways do

Max is a smally dicky boy

by BIGGESTDICKBENJIMIN December 24, 2018