shatter blast

Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.

The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.

by Bizzle my dizzle September 13, 2013

tunnel blasting

Driving swiftly through a tunnel in a sports car with the windows down.

Dude#1: Hey dude let blast this tunnel ?
Dude#2: Ok, I'll wind down the windows so we can do some tunnel blasting!

by Driva1 October 14, 2012

craft blasting

adj.used to describe the actions of one who is tired of their own job or trade, and is talking smack to someone who has the job or trade that they are not smart enough to do.

mike (the pipe fitter) says to bobby (the pipe welder) " you welders are sure are some lazy fucks" keith ( another pipe welder) says to bobby " dont listen to that punk, he's tired of haveing to do all the grinding he's just craft blasting.

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

Blast that fool

To kill someone

If that nigga get in my face one more time im going

to blast that fool.

by nonoes June 27, 2015

Barnyard Blast

when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.

when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born

by comedian314 May 27, 2009

bread blasting

When you get a french loaf shoved deep inside of your anal cavity/vaginal cavity.

All was fine and well until her dad walked, balls deep, no hair, bread blasting his daughter.

by NNNNN1NNNNN January 23, 2020

blasting a nut

To ejaculate very forcefully. To shoot cum deep inside a woman's vagina with ball-jarring force. To feel one's testicles, scrotum and entire male-genital region spasmodically convulse and tighten concurrent with the projectile ejaculation of semen from the penis.

Dude, Penelope's pussy is so damn tight she had me blasting a nut within the first few minutes of fucking.

by Richard Mucus June 8, 2014