Skip to main content

Culinary terrorism

When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.
The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny
by Sexydimma May 26, 2023
mugGet the Culinary terrorism mug.

The Track Terrorizer

A TF2 Cosmetic That Details Info About The Scout I Never Needed To Know
THE TRACK TERRORIZER
"For A Breif Stint In High School, Scout Joined The Track Team In One Of His Many Schemes To Pick Up Girls. He Was Kicked Off The Team 3 Days later After Everyone Realised He Was 23 Years Old And Also Not Enrolled In The School"
by fwefff June 22, 2023
mugGet the The Track Terrorizer mug.

Techno-Terrorism

The use of various cyber related techniques to trigger, threaten, silence, intimidate, and destroy others. Where before terrorism was largely confined to direct physical acts, it has now expanded to include techno-terror and abuses of online power as attack methodologies. Techniques include but are not limited to: denial-of-service website/device attacks; hacking/manipulation of phones, computers, and wi-fi; use of spam bots to flood email accounts; penetration/activation of house alarms; fake texts, emails and social media comments with provoking content; malevolently intended social media shadow-bans, advertising blocks, account warnings, post/comment removals; a myriad of online PSYOPS designed to bewilder and terrorize targets. Although initiated from behind the scenes, acts of techno-terrorism are no less dangerous and no less criminal than traditional terrorism. This now common form of modern warfare puts all of us at great risk.
Techno-terrorism is the most common attack method in the modern world.
by Enrealment June 19, 2024
mugGet the Techno-Terrorism mug.

vibe terrorism

An interruption of a state of mind, can be unintentional or intentionally deliberate, but must usurp dominance over the mood or setting of a peaceful environment.
Example 1- from one friend to another-

"Hey John, I was listening to that new song you sent me the other day in my car, but my phone died halfway through the Good part, Straight up vibe terrorism man..."

-Example2 -from one friend to another-

" Listen, Sarah, you don't understand! That guy, gave me the ick! And, he was a straight up vibe terrorist when he changed the conversation to talking about fish. I hate fishing, Sarah!"
by fed_not_a_terrorist June 30, 2024
mugGet the vibe terrorism mug.

Caucasian Shame/Terrorism

Terrorism is Caucasian Provelege at its ugliest.

Osama Bin Ladin, Caucasian man with billionaire parents and a college education, flew airplanes into World Trade Towers in the USA.

Omar Mateen, Caucasian man with millionaire parents who fled Afghanistan and own a TV station in Florida, shot up a nightclub. Caucasians with billionaire parents from Bangladesh bombed a luxury hotel in Sri Lanka; Sri Lankan government had the Caucasian Provelege to label them as "Middle class", Evan though one of them owns a factory.

My colonizer? Caucasian man with billionaire parents; makes it his life goal to rape, colonize, culturally appropriate and be racist to an under -priveleged girl of color (who also happens to be the only Native American girl to ever have existed) AND insist that he is the victim.
Free Palestine? Over-privileged Caucasians with billionaire parents using Daddy's billions to launch military-grade weapons at Israel, Roman ruins in the background.

Taj Mahal in the background of slums in India.

No accomplishments other than pointedly refusing to work, attempting to convince under-privelehed girls of color that Caucasians aren't Caucasian, and showing the ugliness of Caucasians.
Caucasian Shame/Terrorism degrades the CAUCASIAN race and exposes its ugliness.
mugGet the Caucasian Shame/Terrorism mug.

Terrorance

Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.

For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.

As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.

To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.

He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.

…hence the name Terrorance!
that Terrorance was something else you know! nobody…ABSOLUTELY NOBODY had balls like him.
by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024
mugGet the Terrorance mug.

Stochastic Terrorism

Stochastic Terrorism
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild!" and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
by jbcoops August 15, 2024
mugGet the Stochastic Terrorism mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email