Swalloween

Celebrated day of atonement for MILFS which parallels 'Halloween'.

Offsets Windows 10 issues, and lends credence to the value of good head.

Based on totally human API.

Last Swalloween, that chick from Oracle ran the house...the database is drained of errors now.

My MILF neighbor goes pro on Swalloween., and I like it.

by s6's brother October 19, 2021

Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd

Meaning ur mom shouldve swallowed the cum, not take it up the pussy.

Nigga 1: You can land a jet on that forehead of yours!
Nigga 2: Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd.

by frck October 16, 2018

Thee More Shallows

An indie-band from San Francisco with quiet, trippy lyrics and off-color approaches to the musical standard. The band currently consists of Dee Kesler (song-writer), Chavo Fraser, Jason Gonzales.

Their original name was to be Thee Shallows, but a call from a lawyer put a fork in that concept.

"AW MAH GAWD! WTF? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?"
"They're 'Thee More Shallows'."

by :D/D: July 30, 2006

Shallow throat

When you sucking a guys d*ck and its so small you can't deep throat it so you just shallow throat that small d*ck

Bens d*ck was only 3 inches so I had to shallow throat him

by Payne Murray March 10, 2016

swallowing

the point when a penis begins to go down a woman's/man's throte

dude she swallowed my dick!

by justin johnson February 3, 2005

Shallow Poet Fucker

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.

Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!

by LianaG October 28, 2006

shallow shower

a cold speedy shower taken after strenuous physical activities that result in copious amounts of sweat, such as sex or sports. Takes off only the outer layer of sweat, hence "shallow"

Ernie: fucking hell dave, i'm as sweaty as a duck in a toaster after our recent anal frolicking.
Dave: balls, and your mother's coming in five minutes... time for a shallow shower, i think!

by balls.on.the.road July 30, 2009