by SuperBaseAce1234 March 6, 2021


Her: I’m on my way over, want anything from Starbucks?
Him: Sure.
Her: What’ll it be?
Him: Surprise me.
Her to herself: oh I’ll surprise you alright!
Him: Sure.
Her: What’ll it be?
Him: Surprise me.
Her to herself: oh I’ll surprise you alright!
by All You Have To Do Is Ask October 3, 2019

Something seems missing from my premium Starbucks coffee. Perhaps some pain medication, a girlfriend and a place to call my own...
by nothingsean1984 January 31, 2024
