Soap

A scented bar that use use to wash in your buttcrack and armpits to eliminate the order of poopskins.

You smell terrible, please use soap next time you bathe.

by PoopskinVictim June 12, 2018

Soap

A tactical operator in Cod that secretly dropped the soap when he was 18.

Soap: *drops soap*
Dad: ...

by GLITCHSTROKER723 September 27, 2023

Unwrap the soap

Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.

"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"

Unwrap the soap. ffs

by Sean in Dublin December 25, 2007

Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.

“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”

by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024

Green Soap

A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute

Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”

by gobbleman August 1, 2022

soap-a-holic

used to describe someone who uses soap after touching almost everything and anything that is slightly filthy.

"hey im gonna go see if they have any more hand sanitizer"

"why"

"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"

wow dude your a soap-a-holic

by zerek44 April 19, 2010

Soap

A slippery substance used for washing your hands.

I washed my hands with the soap.

by Flop090 August 21, 2023