old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.

Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.

by joelstius December 11, 2022

Snowbiked

When one claims to do some thing then when the time comes to put up or shut up he pansies out.

Dude 1: Hey want to put skis on a bike and ride down a hill?
Dude 2:Yeah heres the bike
Dude 1: ... I don't have any money nevermind


Dude 2: You totally snowbiked it!

by YoungFreezie March 13, 2009

snowquake

When its snowing/snow blanketing the ground and you have an earthquake at the same time. This is how the snowquake is born.

In 2013, on December 7th, the state of Oklahoma was rocked by an earthquake of a 4.8 magnitude that was centered close to Edmond, Oklahoma. During this time most of Oklahoma was covered in snow due to recent snowstorms. The snowquake was felt from the Tulsa area to the Enid area down through the Edmond area, OKC area, and the Norman area.

by Twilightseven December 8, 2013

snowkkake

When the sky decides to splooge snow all over you in a matter of seconds.

I took a walk to the store and got snowkkake'd within seconds of leaving my house

by The Snowkkake Princess January 26, 2014

Snowbaked

The act of getting high in the snow and doing things that children would do in the snow, but high.

"Bro me Natasha got snowbaked yesterday."

by Ňïğğä April 20, 2017

showflake

showflake

Someone who has to tell the world how morally superior they think they are in comments sections

Someone is being a showflake if they act outraged by what another person says and you can reply by calling them out for being a showflake

by cobbler333 June 3, 2019

Snowflakization

Snowflakization is the term for the entire world going woke and the rise of people getting cancelled by the media for small things such as racist jokes, homophobic jokes and anything that a minority group may find offensive.

The world has gone soft in the act of Snowflakization.
Free speech no longer exists due to Snowflakization.

by Adolf Shwartsnegger October 18, 2021