satire spelling

Purposefully misspelling a word for comedic effect

Imma go hit on that girl. Meybe it'll work out. Don't child yourself. Me myshelf and I. This Satire Spelling is Tireing

by Bad spelling March 22, 2021

Self-Selling

(verb) To put a friend’s, relative’s or your own name on Urban Dictionary just to buy merchandise with that definition and give it to someone as a gift or to buy it for yourself.

“I’m just self-selling so I can get a gift for my friend.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021

Shower-selling

“Shower selling” is a sales term used when describing a sales men who goes above and beyond to sell customers.

Yo Osama is the best sales guy in our team. His shower-selling skills are phenomenal dude!

by Shower-selling July 14, 2021

spice-smelling

A cis-het-man who uses so much perfume he basically stinks like he bathed in hundreds of spices, which just don’t fit. He does that so get a womans attention and is very creepy while doing that. He usually gets rejected and can’t take the rejection so he gets aggressive or just shamelessly rude.

1. That creepy MF dude is very spice-smelling.
2. I don’t ever want to see that spice-smelling MF ass douche bag again.

by Turtle lover3000 October 17, 2021

silly spelling

An expression to purposely misspell words in an intention to be harmlessly silly either for fun, joking matter, or a casual characteristic put into conversation.

Many people gathered around admiring the magical smiling man who helped spread love, humorous joy, and cheer in silly spelling conversations in an online chat.

by BenjiTheFox October 18, 2021

JDog Spelling

Very bad, terrible spelling.

Bro you can't even spell you have JDog Spelling

by 2xy0x August 10, 2021