smoking the pipe

the act in soccer of ones ability to score at such ease that they can literally go up to the ball while smoking a pipe and tap in the ball into the open net

the cross came to our outside midfielder who easily was smoking the pipe for the winning goal

by SA Soccer October 16, 2005

Smoking the Q

The "drug" that leads to becoming "night high", or when your so tired that everything becomes funny, as if you had smoked something and became high.

dude 1-hehehe thats window, its soo funny.
dude 2-nah dude it aint funny, you just been smoking the q

by JakeC January 2, 2009

Smoking Hymen

When you are giving oral sex to a female that is still a virgin.

Hey dude, remember that high school hottie that snuck into our party? I totally gave her the smoking hymen.

by BangErm May 21, 2011

smoking sponge

Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter

'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'

by BudTerm December 27, 2016

smoking armadillo

Bizarre; crazy; happy; Smoking like a chimney, like a freight train or just all around getting smoked out!

Dude I just smoked that bowl so fast, it's crazy! Smoking Armadillo I am!

by drdimples March 31, 2017

Blunt Smoking Power

Ones ability to blaze up a blunt in seconds, as mastered by practice.

Luke: But master, how can I become more powerful?
Yoda: Build blunt smoking power young padawan, with practice you must

by gbonham420 May 30, 2013

grave smoking

The act of sucking a penis, in a quiet dark area.

Hey girl I just met a guy and grave smoked him in the closet. I am a pro at grave smoking

by knghts50 October 21, 2017