john shell

Texas hillbilly with Hitler mustache

Wow john shell is here today

by Redryder March 21, 2017

Shells

What they call non running cars also Flaco favorite type of car

Dang it he bought more shells

by Shellboss June 28, 2016

Gay Mortar Shells

Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.

Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells

by LLJFondle February 11, 2019

Green Shell

Performing a dutch oven, but while under an electric blanket.

Casey totally green shelled that guy she brought over the other night, so now he won't text her back.

by DrPepper09 January 7, 2017

skating on shell casings

Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.

Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"

Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."

Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"

by johnny pubestache January 21, 2011

Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021

Get a full outer shell

To be said to someone after they do something dumb; implying that they need a valence electron to become stable and not be an idiot.

Cashier: Enjoy your food
Matt: You too
Alex: get a full outer shell

by TheBenniestOfShapiros May 15, 2019