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Sharknado

A tornado filled with f*ckin' sharks that only eat humans because it is scientifically proven to happen; a shitty movie with terrible actors and visual effects about 'sharknados' terrorizing LA and scaring tara reid
Fin: Run nigga its a fuckin' sharknado!!
Nova: Don't worry I'll just shoot them with my shotgun cuz i'm a real nigga!
Fin: Which is why i had to get eaten by a f*ckin' shark and chainsaw our asses out of there, dumb bitch!!!!
by Sharkbaithoohooha August 31, 2013
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sharkiest

Used to discribe a beach infested with the most sharks in a particular area.
"Yea tigershark bay is pretty scary but northern California's Red Triangle has got to be the Sharkiest.
by Sam Sances August 11, 2007
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Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
by Karfungulator October 23, 2007
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shaking hands with the governor

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?
by coyote duster April 14, 2014
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shareing

I am a dumbass who date guys with small dicks
“I am a dumbass because I spelt sharing as shareing”
by DumbRoast69 June 3, 2018
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Sharing

Sarah: (eating a box of cookies)
Tim: you should share
Sarah: Sharing doesn’t exist
by Sarah’s Dictionary August 9, 2018
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shaking my ass

slang for “laughing hard in my bed” used mostly in the comment section of instagram lives past midnight
“you deadass got me shaking my ass right now.”
by los G February 7, 2021
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