Community Service

Ayo! Today ole girl called and asked did I want to bring a friend to “Community Service” I was like shit yeah what you want me to bring she said a strong back and plenty of condoms (A lot of Women present)
Man we got there and it was females everywhere that def was the bestCommunity Service” I ever attended lol
by King Renzo January 31, 2021
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Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.
Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.
by c0aster January 24, 2018
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Ear service

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”

“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
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Service Electric

a group of affiliated cable television companies serving eastern Pennsylvania and western New Jersey.
Service Electric also offers broadband Internet and telephone services through PenTeleData and Alianza. both of which are partner companies
by SPrice1980 May 13, 2023
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Services rendered

Do you know why the correlation between hard work and reward/success/achievement is not 1 to 1? I can explain it... If you would like...
Hym "Do you know why people are paid a static rate as opposed to a per task payment for services rendered? Well, I read an article once (I can't remember from where) about a tech company. They make video games or something. (Assuming the article was true) They decided to switch from paying an hourly wage to a 'per task completed' payment system. And what happened? Well... Productivity skyrocketed. So much so that the company could not sustain the 'per task completed' payment system. People were completing tasks ahead of schedule and working more (in general) to make as much as they could. If there was a 1 to 1 correlation between hard work and profit everyone would work as hard as possible to make as much as possible. But that isn't the case. That CAN'T be the case. The hierarchy MUST bottleneck. Sure, you can work hard. Sure, you can be promoted up. If not, you can change jobs. It doesn't have to be YOU who remains at the bottom. But I does have to SOMEONE. Every business needs bottom level labors. And it needs them INDEFINITELY otherwise businesses can't sustain themselves. The correlation between hard work and profit must remain below 1. So what is it? At your average business. It is something that must be set by business owners. You can't promote everyone who works for you. So what is it? .4? .5? I don't have the answer. But it's something do consider when taking about the national productivity rate..."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2022
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Lesser Services

Any military service that is not the U.S. Marine Corps. The Army, Navy and Air Force constitute the "Lesser Services".
I decided to join the Marine Corps rather than one of the lesser services.
by bugs1 November 13, 2011
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