Selfie roadhead

Jerking off while driving

Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.

by Molotov13 August 3, 2016

Mumbai Selfie

The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.

You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.

by agenttexx December 28, 2018

Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.

I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.

by TKola July 28, 2021

Selfie

1: you taking a picture of yourself because 1) your a loner or 2) your bored

2: The most annoying song made besides Justin biebers, "Baby"

1: SELFIE! (Takes picture of self)

2: guy 1: Would you rather listen to Selfie or Baby for the rest of you life

Guy 2: i would rathe die.

by ANØNYMØUS November 1, 2015

Selfie

Correct when one takes a mold of one's own dick and that is fucked with it.

Anna had a dildo molded from Matt's dick last week and Anna selfied him.

by Yesir21 March 3, 2022

Selfie

A photo taken of oneself using any device capable of taking a photo and using a mirror, stick, hand, timer, or other person to take a photo of you with said device. Device may or may not have a front facing camera, and it can be called a selfie no matter where said camera is located if you are asking for someone to or taking a picture of yourself.

Sara took a selfie while Jared struggled with the idea that it truly was a selfie even though she used the back camera.

by Jaredwaswrong June 5, 2015

playboy selfie

A selfie that shows stuff but does not at the same time.

Wow, these playboy selfies are really hot

by Mark Norman May 13, 2014